Careful what you say to her, guys...or she'll be insisting you go with her to the National Quilt Museum as your penance. A couple of friends of mine here in Nashville, one from Pennsylvania and the other from Maine, just got married in Hawaii; could be he was trying to make sure this place didn't end up on the honeymoon schedule.
For those of us who don't live anywhere near Massachusetts, this place makes a stay-cation seem like an even better idea.
Overheard during the tour:
"OK, honey, but next year we're going to the football AND baseball halls of fame!"
"Getting...so...sleepy...."
"No, it never would have occurred to me that Rubik's Cube would make such a natural quilt design. Never crossed my mind."
"What? All these quilts and no place to take a nap while my wife does the tour? Is there a breakroom at least? A snack machine?"
"So what kind of insecticide gets rid of those quilting bees? Heh heh. Get it?"
"I heard they were going to open a branch at Guantanamo Bay until the new restrictions on torture went into effect."
"And don't forget to visit our sister organization, the American Sheet and Pillowcase Institute, just up the road!"
(Feel free to pile on).
1 comment:
God it sounds AWFUL.
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